Content Based SEO

Dear Santa,

Ever since last Christmas you would not believe how good I have been. Yes, it has rather amazed me too. I’ve done everything the right way and have been a good little “white hat” SEO girl. My content based SEO work has been impeccable. My internet marketing techniques are beyond reproach. I’ve done everything by the book and anticipate a great year ahead. I don’t think there is anyone in the whole world wide web that has behaved any better.

My list is really not much, and I know you can easily get me all these items on my list. If you do I promise I will stay at my computer and not bother anyone…not even the cat when he foolishly tries to walk on my keyboard. That last time, I swear my hand just slipped.

1. 500 links a day from .edu and .gov websites. All my comments to be praised and honored by presidents, governors, senators, and deans.
2. Keywords: I really don’t have that many and if you could find it in your heart to rank my website at the top of the SERPs for all of them I would greatly appreciate it.
3. Please, I don’t care how you do it, eliminate all those nasty “black hatters” that have bombarded the internet marketing world. Perhaps an anonymous phone call to the FTC is in order. You know their new ruling went into effect just in time for the Christmas season.
4. Digg.com:  Please place my website and my blog on the first page of Digg. I’m certain everyone will enjoy them so it will sort of be like a Christmas present for everyone.
5. Technorati:  Please see #4 above.
6. Inbound links:  This, dear Santa, is kind of a double present. As mentioned in #1 I would like to have many inbound links from .edu and .gov websites. But let’s not stop there, let’s get inbound links from every single website that has anything to do with what I do. Part two of this double present is that if something  mysteriously happens to my competitors inbound links that might really help things along.
7. Meta Schmeta: I’ve become a little bored with all the meta tags, meta data, meta descriptions and all that silly meta stuff. Would you please take care of that for me and optimize my website for me?
8. A nice shiny robot: I would like my websites crawled on a daily basis and a personalized robot that I can command to crawl at my whim would fit the bill.
9. Website domain registration:  Please backdate my domain registrations back to the year 1846. I think that should be sufficient to show that my sites are committed to their domain name.
10. Directories: I’m getting a little weary submitting to applicable directories so if you could have some of your cute little elves take over this tedious task for me I would have more time to concentrate on doing my nails and hair.
11. Articles: I could really use some more articles. I think about 2,548 articles a day would be just fine…and don’t forget the keywords.

Just to remind you again; I have been extremely good this year. I have even helped old ladies cross the street. I’ll be waiting patiently Christmas morning sitting at my computer waiting for my organic rankings to skyrocket. Thank you in advance!

That’s about it for now Santa. Your milk and cookies will be here waiting.

Sincerely,

Eliz